What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

The unbearable obviousness of AI fitness summaries - The Verge

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Why does Russia support Palestine in the Middle East conflict?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Nvidia CEO sends blunt 7-word message on quantum computing - TheStreet

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do you raise well-behaved children?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Can Djokovic climb the mountain? - Roland Garros

So they tried

Then came..

Still no good

Delta Air Lines Warns Tariffs Could Halt New Airbus Orders & Eliminate Flights - Simple Flying

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The AI Backlash Keeps Growing Stronger - WIRED

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.

They put up a sign reading

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Thumbs down again.

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